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Thursday, January 31, 2008

Great commentary in Time about stimulus package

This is perhaps the best explanation I've seen yet on why the stimulus package being discussed in Washington won't work...

Hair of the Dog

Are you at all suspicious? Does it sound too good to be true? Here we are, plunging into a recession. The proximate cause is irresponsible mortgage loans made to people who can't pay the money back. The deeper cause is, at least in part, years of too much borrowing and spending by Americans, both as individuals and collectively through the government. But behold: there is—oh, joy!—bipartisan agreement on a solution. Although quibbling over the details, everyone—Republicans and Democrats, the White House and Congress, all the presidential candidates—agrees that what we need is a "fiscal stimulus."

In other words, the government should go out and borrow even more money and pass it around for us to spend. The experts caution that for maximum stimulus effect, we must be sure to spend it immediately. No squirreling it away for a rainy day. In drinking circles, they call this hair of the dog: to cure a hangover, you have another drink.

A few Republicans are embarrassed enough by this universal wisdom that they are making noises about paying for the stimulus by cutting government spending. Unfortunately, even if such spending cuts took place, which is unlikely, they would defeat the purpose of the stimulus. Bush, for example, proposes to pump about $145 billion into the economy through tax cuts of various sorts. This is a classic Keynesian stimulus, and the whole purpose of that is to increase demand in the economy. Instead of a self-feeding spiral downward—I get laid off and can't pay my mortgage, so the bank fires you, and you don't buy a new TV, and so on—we get a self-feeding spiral upward: I take my government check and buy that new TV, Best Buy has the money to hire you as a salesman, you then buy a house and take out a mortgage, and so on. If the government puts $145 billion into the economy with its stimulus and then takes $145 billion back out again by cutting spending, the two effects will cancel each other out.

It is a sign of how completely Republican thinking now dominates discussions of economic policy that so few of the stimulus ideas floating around Washington involve increasing federal spending. It used to be that stimulus debates were about a tax cut vs. a spending increase. An increase in federal spending can goose the economy just like cutting taxes. The government builds a bridge or a highway, people get jobs, take their families to Olive Garden, which hires more waiters, and so on. In fact, direct government spending is a more efficient stimulus than an equivalent tax cut because all of it gets spent. When actual people get hold of the money, a few might have an unpatriotic tendency to save some of it.

But the current debate is virtually all about tax cuts. Republicans want them to go to business. Democrats want them to go to the poor and middle class. Both parties are fond of tax credits for approved interest groups and favored forms of behavior. The notion that the government is good for anything except issuing checks and printing money has just about disappeared.

People will say they don't trust the government to spend the money wisely. I go further: I don't trust the government or the Washington establishment or the presidential candidates of either party or, for that matter, the voters themselves to come up with a stimulus that will do the job intended and not make matters worse. Often in the past, these stimuli have come too late or been too small to do anything but add to the deficit. But that's not my gripe. My gripe is that telling Americans they need to borrow and spend just a little bit more to get us past this recession—and then reform their ways—is like telling an alcoholic he needs one more drink before sobering up.

I think we should sober up first. Plenty of people are still partying as if it were 2006. Right-wing radio talk shows are still dominated by ads for second mortgages. Every day's mail still brings fat envelopes from companies begging to issue you a credit card. Every TV commercial that isn't about some prescription drug for a disease you never heard of (but may well have, now that they mention it) seems to be for payday loans. Always borrow responsibly, they say. A little late for that.

Here's a thought. Suppose we don't go further into debt in the name of fiscal stimulus. Suppose we stop selling ourselves piece by piece to foreigners (and suppose we stop blaming the foreigners for problems of our own making). Suppose we use taxing and spending to show the world that we can behave responsibly, see how the world responds to that, and let the Federal Reserve Board supply the stimulus with lower interest rates. If we must have a fiscal stimulus, let's make sure it's not too enjoyable. Build some rapid transit; don't give away any tax breaks.

Suppose we stop looking in the mirror and saying "Gosh, you're drunk. Waiter, I'll have another."


http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,1706769,00.html

Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Online classes...

I can relate to this from my college days...


Monday, January 28, 2008

USAn

I think from now on I'd like to be referred to as a USAn instead of an American. First off - lots of countries could call their citizens Americans. Anyone from North, Central or South America is an American. Saying I'm a US Citizen doesn't roll off your tongue. Plus with the whole undocumented citizens thing going on...what is a citizen anymore anyway? So - from now on - I'd like to be referred to as a USAn (pronounced ew-son).

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Oh Cottonelle....

Alright...we're watching tv and this commercial comes on starring a puppy...long story short: puppy says "the world is tough on bottoms" at which point Bobby and I burst into laughter and I grab my phone to write this...to which Bobby replies "good...someone has to blog about this."

Brilliant.

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-Above video was added after original post was made-

Sunday, January 27, 2008

Big Headline

Smaller Text to Follow

Dressing up...?

Okay...I know this is far from being a politically correct picture to post online...but I'm going to post it anyway and appeal to your sense of humor and commentary... Okay...so keep this in mind...what does it say about our culture that not only is this quote said, but that it is also printed and that...well...let's be honest...many people (perhaps yourself included) find it funny...


New blog features...

I don't want to give anything away...but there are some new features on this blog...look around and you'll see them. =-) More to come in the future....

Saturday, January 26, 2008

An amusing take on the way Clinton must be feeling...



I imagine Clinton is feeling something like this tonight...

Thanks to Aaron for passing this link along. =-)

Congrats to Obama!

I've slowly been coming to accept that my candidate, Edwards, was not going to be on the top of the ticket. That said - I'm struggling between Obama and Clinton...but leaning towards Obama. If for no other reason than I'm intrigued by the way he is utilizing the youth vote... In any case, they're both good candidates...I just happen to like Obama better... Although Isaiah has pointed out to me, in a very successful manner, that Clinton may be a Democrat's best choice... We will soon see....

In any case, congratulations to Obama for a HUGE victory in South Carolina!!! Too bad it was McCain that shared that victory with you.. =-/

My understanding of College Academic Advising...



This is how my entire Academic Advising experience was like during college....

Message to Scientology

I think this is the first video from Anonymous about Scientology... So this is something of a prequel to my earlier post...

Anonymous - Second address to Scientology

I'm not a big fan of Scientology...however I'm also not a fan of casually attacking religions... This group is sending an interesting message to followers of Scientology...

Yet another great add-on!!


Another great add-on

This one also allows blog editing - but in a MUCH better GUI... I'm very impressed with this one...


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Friday, January 25, 2008

Cool Firefox add-on

I've been using Firefox a lot more lately...and I must admit...I'm impressed! One of the things I've particularly grown to love are the add-ons you can install... For example this one allows me to post to either of my blogs anytime that I would like...

Click here to check out this add-on...

Will Ferrell's Landlord...

I just randomly thought of this video....very funny....

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Excerpt from South Carolina DNC Debate

Snap!

Oh Bill...how I miss hearing you talk...

I didn't always agree with his policies...but I did enjoy hearing him speak...

Tom Cruise talks about Scientology - Part 2

Okay...I know this is circulating around all over the Internet. But I just couldn't resist to post it as well. This guy is either really nuts...very sheltered...or maybe both...

Tom Cruise talks about Scientology - Part 1

Yes I know this is only a part of a longer speech...and so it is somewhat out of context...but still.......it's pretty...er....scary.. See more of my thoughts in part 2 of my post.

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

My dream monitor...

If these didn't cost more than my actual computer...I would SO love to get one of these....


I would take this one as a runner-up in case the above just wasn't possible.... =-)


Monday, January 14, 2008

Greg's Mind's Official Selection for Best Commercial of 2007

Okay...I know this is an overly used comment...but I have a DVR so I don't watch commercials often...but this is a commercial that I actually stop and watch...every time...

"Does Momma have to do everything around here?" Seriously....brilliant... Kudos to you Tina Fey and kudos to you American Express...

I'm homeless...er...officeless...

Last week it was decided that my office needed to be painted in preparation for some new furniture and cabinets I'm getting in my office this week. So Friday I had to move EVERYTHING out of my office and into the conference room here at the office.

Today I came in to help with the cabinet installation (I must admit - I'm feeling pretty useless though as far more capable people are also here helping and I'm not really sure what's going on at any given second with this whole installation plan...). My office's new paint job looks nice - but it's so strange to see my office totally empty.

Since my furniture and cabinets won't be fully installed until later this week - I'm essentially without a work space until next week. Not much of a problem since I'll be in DC for half of the week...but still very strange to come in today... I feel a little homeless while at my own office...I'm just walking around the halls and using intern computers...

I'll be working from home the next couple of days so hopefully I won't be feeling as homeless...but I must say...it is an odd feeling....

Great Moments In Presidential Speeches...

Oh Letterman how I love thee...oh JFK, FDR and Clinton...how I miss thee....

Bush Vs. Zombies

Really...I'm not sure what more can be said about this...but I must say...I fear this might be more possible than we'd like to admit...

Sunday, January 13, 2008

It makes your boyfriend's junk smell like pies...

Bobby and I saw Juno last night and I must say - it was great! I highly recommend checking this movie out - particularly if you licked Super Bad or Knocked Up. The acting in it is very good and the film itself is both good and funny. We both enjoyed it and I hope you do too...

Here's a trailer:

Thursday, January 10, 2008

Obama's reaction to Kerry...priceless...

In case you haven't heard yet - John Kerry has endorsed Obama for President.

That's all fine and dandy...but what I found amusing about this is the photo that accompanied the story I was reading about the endorsement...

Is it just me...or does he look violated or really annoyed in some way? Maybe Kerry is touching him in some...er...inappropriate way... The guy over Kerry's shoulder may be looking up thinking "Ohp! Didn't need to see that!" Ah well - in any case...let your imagination run wild with that and have fun! =-)

Tuesday, January 8, 2008

Climate of Fear

I posted this on my work blog as well...but this is so good it's worth sharing again...

My secret life in WoW....

Fine....I'll admit it....after all my new year's resolution was to be more transparent...so one of my guilty pleasures is video games...usually on Xbox 360 or my PC for sims or tycoon games. However...lately I've found a new game...I should confess that I've been reluctant to try this game for some time now. In our relaxation time I have been living the lives of a priest (Zirach) and a paladin (Goreal).

Now, I won't go into details about my WoW life just yet...but I at least had to make this confession before any other notes about this secret life are ever posted...

Sunday, January 6, 2008

Viva Viagra??

Okay...I'm not sure if this is was meant to be directed at Baby Boomer Gay Men...or if they're just really bad at writing commercials. Seriously - look at this commercial and tell me... How can you not look at this and think "so...if you take Viagra you'll celebrate it with a group of men playing your instruments together in a cabin...with no one there other than a dog and these five men...then and at the big climatic moment you all part ways going in separate directions."

So basically...this commercial is essentially "Queer As Folk meets Viagra"...scary...

Saturday, January 5, 2008

Charlie bit my finger...

I can't exactly explain why......but....you have to admit...this is funny..

Portal - Credits Song 'Still Alive'

Bobby showed me this the other day and I must admit...I didn't love it at first...but now I really love it. To give you some context - these appear at the end of The Portal from The Orange Box. Essentially you are trying to stop an evil super computer (who is trying to lure you into a trap by offering you cake...long story). Anyway - so you've just destroyed this evil super computer and then this song starts to play as the credits role...brilliant... Enjoy!

Evil Eye Baby

Colette showed us this earlier today and I have to admit...it's very amusing...

Friday, January 4, 2008

Bobby & Letterman kissing in a tree...

Okay...I know that this is an odd first post...and I apologize...but let me tell this story and then I'll explain. Deal? Yes? Excellent!

Bobby and I are thrilled that Letterman is back. The reality is that we'd like to have The Daily Show back more...and they will be back......but without writers....how does that work? So we're betting that Letterman will be of greater value to us while Jon's writers are away. Seriously....how will The Daily Show work without writers (including Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert - both members of WGA) and without any segments?????? Okay, moving on, so we were watching Letterman and during the commercial (while I was trying to find the DVR remote to fast forward) I asked him if he liked Letterman (because before yesterday he had never seen the show...long story...) and he said "I had a sex dream about him last night... Which, after a long series of "Really?" "::giggle giggle:: Yes" "REALLY?" "::laugh:: Yes", was confirmed to be true.

So this post isn't really about Bobby having sex with David Letterman in his dreams ("REALLY?") so much as it is to tell you that after all of this I said "I'm going to blog about this" and after responding to Bobby's "Really?" with a serious "yes" I picked up my laptop and did just that. Mostly because I have been thinking for awhile that I would like a personal and not work related blog. This most recent reminder prompted me to kill a few minutes by picking up my laptop and actually creating the thing. Why did I have a few minutes to kill during Letterman...which was on the DVR so we could have skipped commercials? Well...like I said...it was Letterman and not The Daily Show.......and I hadn't found the remote yet...OH...THERE IT IS!

Enjoy this latest creation and remember...as serious as life may be...don't sweat the small stuff. =-)